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Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I work, I work. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!

They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day. The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity… Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds…it makes ice. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.

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But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You’re from two different worlds… Oh, I’ve wasted my life. Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king! Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.

Get ready, skanks! It’s time for the truth train! Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king! What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man?

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Proistakis Manos

Sold the highest number of back scratchers of an employee in the history of Back Scratchers Inc., Was employee of the month 10 months in a row, Started out as a dishwasher and am now the executive chef at La Lune.

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  • Proistakis Manos - October 24, 2014 reply

    Words are powerful. So much of who we are, what we do, and how we live is framed and forged by language. Even when the goal is to clear and calm the mind, words can be put to use very effectively. That is how we come to our Mindful Intentions.

  • christos - October 24, 2014 reply

    Then as I began to put a scoop of ice cream in my mouth something terrible happened. Al rolled over and looked at me with wing sauce on my face and ice cream heading to my mouth. Busted, I thought. He then looked at the TV and didn’t see an old movie or SportsCenter, but a Batman rerun from the ’60s.

    christos - October 24, 2014 reply

    In America, we love our food. We must, because supplying us with food is very big business. The Fortune 500 companies behind our tasty snacks, prepared meals, and groceries earned $745 billion in 2013, and by 2015 it’s estimated that sales for snack foods alone will top $333 billon

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